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Some products offered at Shadow Ridge: Visit our Product Page for links to more items
Our own Frito Bandito
Donkey & Mule Training VHS/DVD
Urine Test for Equine Pregnancy RESULTS IN 5 TO 10 MINUTES NON-INVASIVE - ACCURATE -AFFORDABLE
Great pregnancy test for the mini's Learn more
Mule & Horse Figurines, wall hangings, magnets & more.
NEW: WeeFoal™ Urine Test for Equine Pregnancy Great for mini's NON-INVASIVE ACCURATE - AFFORDABLE-RESULTS IN 5 TO 10 MINUTES
Miniature Donkey Tack
Mini Donk -Mini 'Hoss'
Amish Made Leather & Nylon Halters for:
Miniature Donkey Rope Halters with Lead Sets --limited to stock on hand
Wooden Donkey & Mule Signs-more
Donkey Wall hangings or light switch plates.
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You can now order online and pay via your credit card or bank account using Paypal or Order by phone, or mail with credit card. Major credit cards, including Visa, American Express, MasterCard, and Discover
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
Ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
Next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.. The next day
the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
Back the donkey and lead it to the plains ! where it could run wild. The
Next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Shadow Ridge Donkey, Mule & Horse Products:
Books: Answers To Your Mule Questions
Comftable-Air Seat Cushion-Great for trips, events, desk, work double as a handy lap table for picnics.
100% Pure Food Grade DE safe, effective insect & worming control. We now carry the Pest Pistol and Spritzer Tube Duster
Donkey Light Switch Cover or Wall
Hanging
New Donkey, Mule or Miniature Horse Signs -made from .06 gage long life high impact styrene. Can be displayed indoors or outdoors
Donkey Crossing Aluminum Signs
Donkey Tack for Miniature Donkey, Miniature Horse & Standard Donkeys Halters & Leads Leather, Nylon Leather, Biothane, Beta or Nylon
The Original Mini Donk™ & Mini Hoss™ Rope Halters
Horse Aluminum Signs choose from over 150 breeds
Horse Tack Headstall, Reins, & Breast Collar Sets
Mule & Horse Figurines: Pecan Delight Handcrafted in NC. Wall Hangings, Magnets ... more
Saddles-17" Australian or Western Pleasure Saddles
Videos/DVD's: New WeeFoal™ Urine Test for Equine Pregnancy Great for mini's NON-INVASIVE ACCURATE - AFFORDABLE-RESULTS IN 5 TO 10 MINUTES
Links: Please consider visiting our partner and affiliate links throughout our site where you will find more donkey and or horse items Miniature Donkeys Products from my store on Zazzle Also Come visit my two donkey stores on Café Press! and Love's Comin' On Strong..
You can now order online and pay via your credit card or bank account using Paypal or Order by phone, or mail with credit card. Major credit cards, including Visa, American Express, MasterCard, and Discover or use the Mail-in Order Form We ship to the 48 contiguous states. We are not doing International orders at this time
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